Open for business. Drop off your damaged self. Re-purpose. Rehabilitation. I'll restore your health. Mend your heart and wipe your tears. Build back your self esteem. Remind you that you're lovable. Any girl's perfect dream. I'll shower you with affection. Compliment your smile. Laugh at all your jokes. Just pretend you love me a while. I'll get that ego all shined up and for no extra fee, I'll profess my undying love just before you leave. I'll stand at the door smiling as I watch you walk away. I'll save my tears for closing time after pulling down the shade. I'll sweep up the pieces of my heart from the…